cheese its, the star spangled banner, lucky undies, seabiscut, cookie dough pizza and oj for breakfast, siwe, britas scanner and scanning things that aren't meant to be scanned, RAGING BONERS!!, my barbrizon tote bag, irking pickles, * (thats needs no explanation), sausage fights, hot dogs and eggs, hairy chests/hot dogs/in bed stickers, diced peaches, nananana HEY!, half time parties, sonic booms, Peanut, britas iPod (Paul), whisteling, pablo and his offspring, property lines, jenni, anything that says 69, britas away messages, green scarves, halloween parties at my house, hot tubs at kenzis, scaring brita, confetti, the thats so raven episode where she pretends the be "Liz Anya", orange baton, algebra class, Gertrude and Yipsilan, andy roddicks irking pickle in the got milk ad, chapstick, stubs, orange juice, spice girls, sprite remix bottles, dr phil, betty "boob", the blooper real of potc, The OC!! The OC!!, south "pole", molly, Roy, cheese and chips at beetas watching the superbowl, bite me/tasty/kiss this undies, cucumbers and pickles, glow, kenzis sweat pea lotion, indoor soccer, riding garfield (since sea biscuit is no more{-rip-}), 2 hander thursdays, junkyards, crushing cans, my shox, my soon to be blue mini iPod, polyanna, pasear pero no una bicecleta, g gun-it, mariachi bands in my pants, condom man on my condom pen, over head projectors, my 69 shirt lindsay made me for xmas, sharpies, the sims, reading (anything but britas dads playboy), oxymorons, 2 handers (wink wink), talking to lindsay, kenzi, and ms stevens in the bathroom, padded rooms, jesus cuz hes my homeboy, jeopary in science, toms big feet, gym class, hey you, the thunder stick, nutty royals, a8 on the snapple machine, brita moving trashcans while jennifer does cartwheels, tad hamilton, flavored condoms, christy/colby/ethan from survivor, my head gear, mmm bacon, snow days, my hats and scarves, liquid dreams, whats your fantasy, waking up to brita sleep talking, our 7th grade geography project, nipples, a+s news stand, 100's, dora the explorer, vivid imaginations, camp jim, bodily functions (especially me and jenni burping and the sensation of high fiving after), the books my nana gave me for xmas, smelly bubbles, long spoons at friendlys, lolipops, cookie day, the word cummanal, wheelchairs, football games/spandex, american idol< no one will ever beat keith. not even william hung or skooter girl, nigga shits, when jennifer is being watched, eating chex mix on the counter

"But hey, you know what? It was my first time, she's a more experienced women, that's to be expected. But I did make some faces in the middle that I wish I could take back but I can't and there's also sort of a whiny noise that came out towards the end that probably wasn't my finest hour and... I sucked so bad! I was like a fish flopping around on dry land. I was Nemo and I just wanted to go home!"